Andy Rooney Quotes
“Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.”-Andy Rooney
“Nothing in fine print is ever good news.”
-Andy Rooney
“Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.”
-Andy Rooney
“If you smile when you are alone, then you really mean it.”
-Andy Rooney
“Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.”
-Andy Rooney
“Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.”
-Andy Rooney
“The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.”
-Andy Rooney
“Because over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and Viagra than is spent on Alzheimer’s Disease research, it is believed that by the year 2030 there will be a large number of people wandering around with huge breasts an.”
-Andy Rooney
Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
Andy Rooney
People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
Andy Rooney
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